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Insecure woman has anime eyes due to excessive photo editing

At 36 years old, it seems like Mdm Dior Koh has it all- a rich husband, maids, mother in law, mediocre looking bratty kids and does not have to work a day in her life as a stay at home mother.

However, life has just one tiny little flaw- she has small eyes (gasps) as an Asian woman.

Despite the advancing technologies in make up products and the availability of plastic surgeons in Singapore, Mdm Koh still prefers the traditional method of photo editing- Meitu Xiu Xiu, or Meitu for short. 

Meitu Xiu Xiu is the art of making humans look different in photos than in real life, used typically by famous bloggers in the early 2010s. Things that can be edited includes, skintone, hairline, face shape and in the case of Ms Dior Koh, enlarging her eyes.

"Be it a photo of me having dinner with friends or a vacation photo with my family, I will just go into edit mode on my phone, zoom in on my face and start enlarging my eyes before posting it online. It makes me look the prettiest amongst my friends and also make people wonder what my family does to deserve such a beautiful wife and mother that they have."

Her BFF, Ms Chanel Lim, begged to differ. Speaking to the Shitty Times after making us promise that we will not reveal what she said to Mdm Koh, she lamented, "Of course all of us know she enlarged her eyes, it looks extremely animated, and frankly, fake like her real personality. We won't tell her because we are good friends, we rather let her be the butt of jokes than to hurt her feelings."


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